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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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