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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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