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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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