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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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