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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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