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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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