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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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