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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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