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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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