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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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