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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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