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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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