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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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