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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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