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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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