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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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