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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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