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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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