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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗
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