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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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