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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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