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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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