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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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