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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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