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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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