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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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