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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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