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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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