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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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