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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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