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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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