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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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