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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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