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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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