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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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