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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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