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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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