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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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