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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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