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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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