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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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