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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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