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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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