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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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