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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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