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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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