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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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