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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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