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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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