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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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