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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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