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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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