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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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